This is Enid Getz calling– do you have anything for the Purple Heart? 3 wars 3 wars 3 wars Father Son Holy Ghost 3 wars 3 wars 3 wars Mother Daughter Gracious Host 3 wars 3 wars 3 wars Cousin Friend Girl Next Door 3 wars 3 wars 3 wars The Rich The Middle Class The near and real poor 3 wars 3 wars 3 wars yes, Mrs. Getz we have pants and coats and shoes and dresses and ties and belts and you can count on us for more and more and more 3 wars 3 wars 3 wars
Half Full
ink cartridges in new printers are only half full of ink it’s a rip off but everybody you meet is half full and that’s a bigger rip off and those who claim to be fully full are full of themselves
I can buy into the glass half full thing more easily because faucets are nearby and the water’s free
-- George David Miller is a teacher, writer, and philosopher. He is currently Professor & Chair of the Philosophy Department at Lewis University and Education Director of Chicago Slam Works.